Snape needs more time!!!

All qualified teachers at Hogwarts School of Withchcraft and Wizardry had completed their syllabus a month before the examinations. It has come to the attention of the Minisrty of Magic, however, that, Severus Snape of Slytherine has not completed half the required syllabus. He is now impacting on the studying time of students for the completion of his lessons.
Loathing Snape
Neville Longbottom
Snape Hater

Bulgarian seeker Viktor Krum demands more

In a wizarding convention on Monday, Viktor Krum, seeker of the Bulgarian team, demanded a pay rise of 39 million galleons added to his 93 galleon earnings. This demand was met by the outrage of wizards and witches but a certain number of the wizarding commuinty felt his demands were reasonable.
Keeping you posted
Vivienne Voltov
Quidditich Fan

THERE'S GONNA BE A CELEB IN TOWN!!!!!

Preparations, preparations!!! Hogwarts students are extremely anxious about exams coming up. All of them are secretly praying that there would be some miracle which would cause the exams to be cancelled, accept of course Hermione Granger. Amidst all of this anxiety, Headmaster, Albus Dumbledore, announced the most glorious bit of news to the students today, much to the delight of, Neville Longbottom, Hermione Granger, Ronald weasley and Zacharias Smith. On February the 5th next year, Europe's Portugese soccer ace, Cristiano Ronaldo will visit Hogwarts school. He will spend the entire day (his b-day) exploring the majestic castle. Here's what the students had to say:
"I'm extremely delighted at this most esteemed visitor. I will make my duty to see that he is well cared for. He is a talented player who deserves to be awarded with respect. It will also be a learning experience interacting with non-magical folk in a magical environment." Hermione Granger said.
"Aaaaaaaah. . . Aaaaaaah. . . Aaaaaaah!!!!!." Was all Nevill Long bottom could scream.
"HUH, that bloke Lockhart'll have something to sulk about." Ronald Weasley told me while he rolled on the floor in laughter.
For a full report of the day read The Daily Prophet-Celeb Column 3 months from now.
Yours in Anticipation
Holly Diggums

The Deadly Thing Called LOVE

Hey gain people!!!! The following dialogue was written by a close friend of mine, Holly Diggums. . . It turns out to be quite interesting actually.
Boy: But, my love is only for you my sweet. Your golden hair, cherry lips and innocent smile.
Girl: Don't lie to me you cheating, backstabbing, manipulating hypocrite.
Boy: My beloved, how can you say such a thing?
Girl: Oh, you can't fool me. I saw you with another women in your arms.
Boy: Who?
Girl: HER!!
2nd Girl: He made the first move.
Boy: My dear, don't believe her. She is the master of deceit.
Girl: No, you are. You betrayed my trust. I loved you, I gave up everything for you!!
Boy: It was just one night with her, I swear.
Girl: How could you? you admitted it.
Boy: But, you wanted me to.
Girl: I have no alternative.
Boy: To what?
Girl: I loved you too much to bear the pain of thinking about this. I HAVE TO KILL YOU!!
Boy: Nooooo!
Girl: Yes, there is no other way.
Boy: No, my dear, find another punishment. Just not this one.
Girl: Just don't touch me or I'll kill MYSELF!!
Boy: NOOOO!!
Girl: Then stand back.
Boy: Don't.
Girl:It is the only way.
Boy: But, I love you.
Girl: I can't bear the pain. GOODBYE. (she stabs him)
Written by: Holly Diggums

Greetings bloggers!!!
It is I Artemis Short, that figment of your highly warped imaginations. This my new blog and you will be glad to know I will be keeping you posted on the freeky facts discovered by, me, (shazelle govender), Mulch Fowl (saudah hassim) and Holly Diggums (husnaa bayat).
Till then:
Artemis Short AKA Neville Longbottom